Ninja Viking here, and I'm posting here to tell Blogspot that they can go fuck themselves. What do they think they're doing? They fucking ban me, and then they think that I won't retaliate? Well this is a fucking retaliation. Nobody bans the Ninja Viking. Somebody tried once, but I kicked their ass.
Ninja Viking: I would like to buy 3 grams of your finest crack.
Joey: Sir, this is a cooking supplies store. That is flour.
Ninja Viking: I get it. I'd like 3 grams of your finest flour.
Joey: OMG! Druggie! Bnd!
Ninja Viking: (Didn't say anything, just chucked a battle axe at his nuts)
And that's what I'm going to do to Blogspot! Watch out Blogspot! You've got my battle axe aimed and ready! In fact, everybody who works for google is a complete dumbass and will be subjected to battle axery. This will lead to much less procreation amongst google workers which will inevitably lead to less births which will mean there will be less morons in the world. You can all thank me, for I have just solved the idiot problem.
Google thinks they're so great, just because they make billions of dollars. Well they can go get fucked, because now they have made a very serious enemy. They have made an enemy of the only Ninja Viking that has every graced this planet with his insanely manly presence. My viking friends will lead the attack by day, attacking their headquarters, and my ninja friends will lead the attack by night, sneaking in and slitting some throats. And if that doesn't work? Well I guess I can give Poison Ivy a break from sucking my shuriken shaped cock so that she can go and find the Joker and they can attack.
In closing, Google, get fucked.
1 comment:
The NinjaViking's back in action!
Good to have you back!
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