<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2005233782347814912</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:31:49.491-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Rants of a Ninja Viking</title><subtitle type='html'>Back And Kicking Ass</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ninjaviking.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2005233782347814912/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ninjaviking.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>NinjaViking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17062530731652836289</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>1</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2005233782347814912.post-3513601635998500000</id><published>2008-05-19T19:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2008-05-19T19:35:51.099-07:00</updated><title type='text'>I'm Back And I'm Kicking Ass</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;Ninja Viking here, and I'm posting here to tell Blogspot that they can go fuck themselves. What do they think they're doing? They fucking ban me, and then they think that I won't retaliate? Well this is a fucking retaliation. Nobody bans the Ninja Viking. Somebody tried once, but I kicked their ass.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Ninja Viking: I would like to buy 3 grams of your finest crack.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Joey: Sir, this is a cooking supplies store. That is flour.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Ninja Viking: I get it. I'd like 3 grams of your finest flour.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Joey: OMG! Druggie! Bnd!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;Ninja Viking: (Didn't say anything, just chucked a battle axe at his nuts)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#ffffff;"&gt;And that's what I'm going to do to Blogspot! Watch out Blogspot! You've got my battle axe aimed and ready! In fact, everybody who works for google is a complete dumbass and will be subjected to battle axery. This will lead to much less procreation amongst google workers which will inevitably lead to less births which will mean there will be less morons in the world. You can all thank me, for I have just solved the idiot problem.&lt;br /&gt;Google thinks they're so great, just because they make billions of dollars. Well they can go get fucked, because now they have made a very serious enemy. They have made an enemy of the only Ninja Viking that has every graced this planet with his insanely manly presence. My viking friends will lead the attack by day, attacking their headquarters, and my ninja friends will lead the attack by night, sneaking in and slitting some throats. And if that doesn't work? Well I guess I can give Poison Ivy a break from sucking my shuriken shaped cock so that she can go and find the Joker and they can attack.&lt;br /&gt;In closing, Google, get fucked.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color:#cc0000;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2005233782347814912-3513601635998500000?l=ninjaviking.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://ninjaviking.blogspot.com/feeds/3513601635998500000/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=2005233782347814912&amp;postID=3513601635998500000' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2005233782347814912/posts/default/3513601635998500000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2005233782347814912/posts/default/3513601635998500000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://ninjaviking.blogspot.com/2008/05/im-back-and-im-kicking-ass.html' title='I&apos;m Back And I&apos;m Kicking Ass'/><author><name>NinjaViking</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17062530731652836289</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry></feed>
